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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

B.TECH KHATAM REAL LIFE BEGINS


The last semester was one hell lot of work.I spend the last semester making projects (read no furzi project but an authentic research paper. ), studying for the semester itself ( yea guys i study too ), watching video (video tutorials off course,what else do you think ) and preparing my technical and aptitude for interviews and CAT exam.

CAT didn't turn out as expected, My research paper though was published in an National Journal but was under my expectations level and finally my Apti and technical training didn't pay off and i'm still jobless resting at home writing this blog.

But still I'm an OCJP (Google it,if you don't have a clue what it's. I'm not here to explain this) and MCP (Google it too, if u have no idea) and off course an ENGINEER (Though waiting for my result fingers crossed) who has published a Research paper in an National journal.So with this motivation I'm starting my own business and will term my self as an Entrepreneur (This word is hard to spell) from now onwards.

Now don't ask me what i'm working on (it's a trade secret and i have to kill you if i disclose it to you).
For now just keep in knowledge that your very own Anand Singla is working on something and will very soon be either in news or will writing a blog about his experience.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

GHANTA KUCH HOGA APNA

 

Somehow I manage to get into Final year of my degree (by Grace of God, Examiner and my neibouring students in the exams). Now, begins the next big step i.e. Placement Period, don’t know why, but I hate it (read on and you’ll know why).

As you all know, I’m in GPMCE (Guru Premsukh Memorial College of Engineering, in case you still don’t know please don’t Google it, it wouldn’t help. Just to know that it’s some college in IP Univ, Delhi), which used to be a great college some 6-7 years back, but now nothing can be said about it.

The semester begins with everybody having big ambitions of getting placed in Microsoft (i.e 16 lac package), Google (Huge Package too) and other Industry A's (read $$$). Nobody is actually interested in companies like Infosys and TCS and claim, they’ll not go to these companies (even if got selected), as they are mass recruiters and there is no scope in them (read they didn’t pay up to their expectations).

Everybody is expecting a package of 5-6 Lac at least, but as the time passes (as it is already October), everybody came to realize that 3.5 Lac is a very Good package (indeed), even 2.8 - 3 Lac is also a good package and they will go for it (read Aukad yaad aa gayi), still no company is interested in paying, even that much to them.

Now for further reference, let me Describe out T&P cell (Training and Placement). We have 3 characters in out T&P cell
     1) T&P Head Miss Just Appointed (Only god know how is she planning to get us placed)
     2)  T&P Assistant 1,Mr. Chasme Baddur (He’s the one who understands our position and consistently console us)
     3)  T&P Assistant 2, Mr. Liar (He’s a glib liar, and can lie on your face)

The T&P cell’s duty is to get the student placed (read make them believe that they’ll place them).The semester begins with T&P announcing that TCS is Coming to organize a seminar to hire students, which turns out to be a fake TCS (Read 1-1.5 lac package), all the students were is great shock and decided that they’ll die but wouldn’t join at that package.
The time passes the depressed students knock the door of the Mr. Just Appointed Director, even he wasn’t able to help us out and need other HODs to help him out, in facing us. Our problem remains as it’s. 

Finally, the relief wave arrives when 2 companies i.e. The Google & NGT (turns out to be Mimso or what even ,I don’t know what.) arrives in GPMCE, but only god knows that it was a joke our face by our very own T&P. it turn out to be a fake Google (read 2 lac package) and NGT or Mimso or what ever (read 1.5 lac package). Our dreams were shattered, hopes all lost.

And cherry on top out friends on other colleges keeps getting placed. Still I’m keeping my hopes up for any true recruiter(That’ll recruit me). Till then wish me luck and we’ll meet soon.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Family Chart :Nehru Family

No offence.It was just for the sake of knowledge.I saw it on internet n want to share it with u.
Dear Kapil Sibbal,please forgive me.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Magic Magic!!!!

1) Stare at the red star on the girl?s nose for 30 seconds. 
2) Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface. 
3) Keep blinking your eyes!

Great Confusion....


Friday, September 30, 2011

Success


Talking

I believe most of us are families with this situation and might have face it themselves too.
I myself had faced this situation may times in my life.Let me tell you a particular instance of my life, there was a Miss. Sweety (Let's not use her real name) with whom i can chat and SMS for hours( Whatsapp was not there at that time) but when we came face to face, i was not able to speak a single word to her.
Sometimes she too told me than when we are on chat you keep on chating and never seems to ran out of topics but in person what happens to you.You just seems like a totally different person at chat and in person, and i was not able to answer that (i still don't know why? )
So guys  if you know the answer or want to share you own story feel free to comment.

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
Only an engineer can Understand,the true power of Ohm.