Being Funny

The grass is always greener on the other side

Popeye-the sailor man

Banana prank.

Amazing.

This is how we attempt EXAM

 

But the dilemma of life is that no one knows The correct answer

Make an invisible bottle!

Kruti Dev: Hindi Fonts

At the moment i want the Kruti Dev Fonts,i didn't get it.Even the sites offering free fonts were a pain in ass.
So here is the link for all of you out there to Download Kruti Dev fonts.

Fonts Included:
Kruti dev: K10-K708,KR630-KR740

Hindi Fonts KRUTI DEV

if you like the link,please don't forget to say thanks.

It'll cost you nothing,but will surely motivate us.

Hahahahaha

Stay focus on your job

Quote of the day.

There is nothing such as 'Perfect time to say I LOVE U'.

Don't wait just say it.

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )
Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

 

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·           This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

 

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·           Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

 

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·           From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."

 

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·           Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"

 

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·           An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

 

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·           A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"

 

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·           Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:  
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

 

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·           Covering note:  
"I am enclosed  herewith...."

 

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·           Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...."

 

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·           Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

 

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·           Letter writing:-  
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

 

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·           A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.

FB Spellcheck

Amazing Mirror Prank (LOL)

Heights ;-)

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

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5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

Amazing Numbers! You will need a calculator for this:

Take the number of the month you were born,
multiply by 4,
add 13,
multiply by 25, subtract 200,
add the day of the month on which you were born,
multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born,
subtract 10,500.

Notice anything funny about your answer?

Did your math teacher teach you this?