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Sunday, October 7, 2012

GHANTA KUCH HOGA APNA

 

Somehow I manage to get into Final year of my degree (by Grace of God, Examiner and my neibouring students in the exams). Now, begins the next big step i.e. Placement Period, don’t know why, but I hate it (read on and you’ll know why).

As you all know, I’m in GPMCE (Guru Premsukh Memorial College of Engineering, in case you still don’t know please don’t Google it, it wouldn’t help. Just to know that it’s some college in IP Univ, Delhi), which used to be a great college some 6-7 years back, but now nothing can be said about it.

The semester begins with everybody having big ambitions of getting placed in Microsoft (i.e 16 lac package), Google (Huge Package too) and other Industry A's (read $$$). Nobody is actually interested in companies like Infosys and TCS and claim, they’ll not go to these companies (even if got selected), as they are mass recruiters and there is no scope in them (read they didn’t pay up to their expectations).

Everybody is expecting a package of 5-6 Lac at least, but as the time passes (as it is already October), everybody came to realize that 3.5 Lac is a very Good package (indeed), even 2.8 - 3 Lac is also a good package and they will go for it (read Aukad yaad aa gayi), still no company is interested in paying, even that much to them.

Now for further reference, let me Describe out T&P cell (Training and Placement). We have 3 characters in out T&P cell
     1) T&P Head Miss Just Appointed (Only god know how is she planning to get us placed)
     2)  T&P Assistant 1,Mr. Chasme Baddur (He’s the one who understands our position and consistently console us)
     3)  T&P Assistant 2, Mr. Liar (He’s a glib liar, and can lie on your face)

The T&P cell’s duty is to get the student placed (read make them believe that they’ll place them).The semester begins with T&P announcing that TCS is Coming to organize a seminar to hire students, which turns out to be a fake TCS (Read 1-1.5 lac package), all the students were is great shock and decided that they’ll die but wouldn’t join at that package.
The time passes the depressed students knock the door of the Mr. Just Appointed Director, even he wasn’t able to help us out and need other HODs to help him out, in facing us. Our problem remains as it’s. 

Finally, the relief wave arrives when 2 companies i.e. The Google & NGT (turns out to be Mimso or what even ,I don’t know what.) arrives in GPMCE, but only god knows that it was a joke our face by our very own T&P. it turn out to be a fake Google (read 2 lac package) and NGT or Mimso or what ever (read 1.5 lac package). Our dreams were shattered, hopes all lost.

And cherry on top out friends on other colleges keeps getting placed. Still I’m keeping my hopes up for any true recruiter(That’ll recruit me). Till then wish me luck and we’ll meet soon.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Family Chart :Nehru Family

No offence.It was just for the sake of knowledge.I saw it on internet n want to share it with u.
Dear Kapil Sibbal,please forgive me.