Magic Magic!!!!

1) Stare at the red star on the girl?s nose for 30 seconds. 

2) Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface. 

3) Keep blinking your eyes!

Immortatlity

My College :GPMCE aka IIT Budhpur

I'm a 3rd year Student of B.Tech in GPMCE, a clg affiliated to GGSIPU. The myth about the clg life bust the moment you enter the clg. The clg is about the size of a house. There are many speaking about the clg. Some says it was a sugar godown , some says it was someone house and many more but in the end i wants to say is it's much smaller than my School itself.

The best part about the clg is that even the passengers which daily passes from the clg, doesn't even know it exists.The only thing they knows is that Shradhanand is the only clg till alipur on the route. If u want to reach the clg then u have to buy the ticket of Budhpur (Say 'Budde pur' otherwise the jaat conductors willn't recognize it) or buy the ticket for alipur and deboard next to Jain Mandir stop.

While comparing the clgs everybody says that GPMCE have a good faculty, but truly speaking i haven’t seen any since ages (read 2 years).And now we have a new Director in our clg, who wants to make clg even worst. He want every student to maintain a class work copy for each and every subject, and even get them checked, otherwise your parents will be called.

Now the playground, Ooh sry it doesn't exist. The only thing we have on the name of the playground is the empty plot of someone near the clg.

Now the latest update.The clg has WIFI campus.And the wifi only runs near the reception area,not even the class room is wifi enable.

Quote of the day.

There is nothing such as 'Perfect time to say I LOVE U'.

Don't wait just say it.

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Programming Quotations

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.   -- Doug Linder, systems administrator C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.   -- Bjarne Stroustrup, developer of the C++ programming language Commentary: most debugging problems are fixed easily; identifying the location of the problem is hard.   -- unknown  For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. -- Bill Bryson, author, from Notes from a Big Country Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.   -- Steve McConnell, software engineer and author, from Code Complete   It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.   -- Nathaniel S. Borenstein, computer scientist Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.   -- Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft Corporation  The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take. -- Roy Carlson, University of Wisconsin  There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.   -- Bjarne Stroustrup Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.   -- unknown  When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English.   -- unknown