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Saturday, September 10, 2011

My College :GPMCE aka IIT Budhpur

I'm a 3rd year Student of B.Tech in GPMCE, a clg affiliated to GGSIPU. The myth about the clg life bust the moment you enter the clg. The clg is about the size of a house. There are many speaking about the clg. Some says it was a sugar godown , some says it was someone house and many more but in the end i wants to say is it's much smaller than my School itself.

The best part about the clg is that even the passengers which daily passes from the clg, doesn't even know it exists.The only thing they knows is that Shradhanand is the only clg till alipur on the route. If u want to reach the clg then u have to buy the ticket of Budhpur (Say 'Budde pur' otherwise the jaat conductors willn't recognize it) or buy the ticket for alipur and deboard next to Jain Mandir stop.

While comparing the clgs everybody says that GPMCE have a good faculty, but truly speaking i haven’t seen any since ages (read 2 years).And now we have a new Director in our clg, who wants to make clg even worst. He want every student to maintain a class work copy for each and every subject, and even get them checked, otherwise your parents will be called.

Now the playground, Ooh sry it doesn't exist. The only thing we have on the name of the playground is the empty plot of someone near the clg.

Now the latest update.The clg has WIFI campus.And the wifi only runs near the reception area,not even the class room is wifi enable.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
 

·           This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."
 

·           Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
 



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          From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."
 



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          Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"
 



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          An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
 



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          A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"
 



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          Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:  
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."
 



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          Covering note:  
"I am enclosed  herewith...."
 



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          Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...."
 



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          Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
 



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          Letter writing:-  
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
 



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          A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.