Magic Magic!!!!

1) Stare at the red star on the girl?s nose for 30 seconds. 

2) Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface. 

3) Keep blinking your eyes!

Great Confusion....

Woman drive!

Success

Talking

I believe most of us are families with this situation and might have face it themselves too.
I myself had faced this situation may times in my life.Let me tell you a particular instance of my life, there was a Miss. Sweety (Let's not use her real name) with whom i can chat and SMS for hours( Whatsapp was not there at that time) but when we came face to face, i was not able to speak a single word to her.
Sometimes she too told me than when we are on chat you keep on chating and never seems to ran out of topics but in person what happens to you.You just seems like a totally different person at chat and in person, and i was not able to answer that (i still don't know why? )
So guys  if you know the answer or want to share you own story feel free to comment.

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Only an engineer can Understand,the true power of Ohm.

Boys V/s Girls

Your doing it wrong!!!

Immortatlity

Ad Space

Her Ek Friend Kamina Hota hai....Watch

My College :GPMCE aka IIT Budhpur

I'm a 3rd year Student of B.Tech in GPMCE, a clg affiliated to GGSIPU. The myth about the clg life bust the moment you enter the clg. The clg is about the size of a house. There are many speaking about the clg. Some says it was a sugar godown , some says it was someone house and many more but in the end i wants to say is it's much smaller than my School itself.

The best part about the clg is that even the passengers which daily passes from the clg, doesn't even know it exists.The only thing they knows is that Shradhanand is the only clg till alipur on the route. If u want to reach the clg then u have to buy the ticket of Budhpur (Say 'Budde pur' otherwise the jaat conductors willn't recognize it) or buy the ticket for alipur and deboard next to Jain Mandir stop.

While comparing the clgs everybody says that GPMCE have a good faculty, but truly speaking i haven’t seen any since ages (read 2 years).And now we have a new Director in our clg, who wants to make clg even worst. He want every student to maintain a class work copy for each and every subject, and even get them checked, otherwise your parents will be called.

Now the playground, Ooh sry it doesn't exist. The only thing we have on the name of the playground is the empty plot of someone near the clg.

Now the latest update.The clg has WIFI campus.And the wifi only runs near the reception area,not even the class room is wifi enable.

In Case of Fire

Being Funny

The grass is always greener on the other side

Popeye-the sailor man

Banana prank.

Amazing.

This is how we attempt EXAM

 

But the dilemma of life is that no one knows The correct answer

Make an invisible bottle!

Kruti Dev: Hindi Fonts

At the moment i want the Kruti Dev Fonts,i didn't get it.Even the sites offering free fonts were a pain in ass.
So here is the link for all of you out there to Download Kruti Dev fonts.

Fonts Included:
Kruti dev: K10-K708,KR630-KR740

Hindi Fonts KRUTI DEV

if you like the link,please don't forget to say thanks.

It'll cost you nothing,but will surely motivate us.

Hahahahaha

Stay focus on your job

Quote of the day.

There is nothing such as 'Perfect time to say I LOVE U'.

Don't wait just say it.

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )
Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

 

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·           This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

 

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·           Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

 

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·           From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."

 

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·           Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"

 

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·           An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

 

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·           A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"

 

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·           Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:  
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

 

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·           Covering note:  
"I am enclosed  herewith...."

 

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·           Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...."

 

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·           Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

 

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·           Letter writing:-  
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

 

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·           A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.

FB Spellcheck

Amazing Mirror Prank (LOL)

Heights ;-)

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

3. What is height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

Amazing Numbers! You will need a calculator for this:

Take the number of the month you were born,
multiply by 4,
add 13,
multiply by 25, subtract 200,
add the day of the month on which you were born,
multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born,
subtract 10,500.

Notice anything funny about your answer?

Did your math teacher teach you this?

Kids fighting cause she wants to marry him SO FUNNY!!!!

Funny Drunk Cop

Climbing without a Rope

Splitsvilla 2 - Body show on the ramp (Ep 2, 3/9)

Super Civic Quest, "Cesar the Champion Luchador has lost his Civic"

Um Chileno descendo as ruas de Valparaiso no Chile a toda velocidade de ...

Cheat Sheet

Google+ vs. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg's Reaction

Mark Zuckerberg reflects on the battle of Google+ vs. Facebook.

Will Google+ make Facebook the new Myspace?

Keith Barry - mad 'spike' trick on Samuel L Jackson & Redman

Just found, this - Samuel L Jackson looks seriously worried

Coupon Code

Boom

Passwords

[Anand] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Anand] ********* see!
[Golu] hunter2
[Golu] doesnt look like stars to me
[Anand] [Golu] *******
[Anand] thats what I see
[Golu] oh, really?
[Anand] Absolutely
[Golu] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[Golu] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Anand] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[Golu] thats neat, I didnt know FB did that
[Anand] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[Golu] awesome!
[Golu] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Anand] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[Golu] oh, ok.

Google+ Invites

We are sending out Google+ Plus invites as fast as we can. When you receive your ID. It may not work the first time, since Google+ is still in limited trial. Just try again in 20 min.

So if you need a Google+ invite please comment on the post with your email ID and we'll send you the Invite at the earliest.

Driscoll Middle School Trick Play

Apollo the pick pocket

The scariest video you have ever watched in the name of science

Bugatti Veyron vs Nissan GT-R (Including deleted scenes)

Shapeshifting Octopus, amazing camouflage

An amazing video of a camouflaging octopus.

The Fun Theory 1 - Piano Staircase

The Fun Theory - an initiative of Volkswagen. This is one of a series of experiments for a new brand campaign of VW. Have a look - the piano stairs are really funny.

Pic of the Week

 

Behind The Smile

Woman getting her truck towed is having a bad day...and isn't about to d...

Trick Shot Doc

Perfect Marriage

RED SKELTON'S Recipe for the Perfect Marriage:

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ..

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".

Parkour skills

Gamarjobat - Amazing Comedy Duo

Defining Teenagers

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

Programming Quotations

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.   -- Doug Linder, systems administrator C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.   -- Bjarne Stroustrup, developer of the C++ programming language Commentary: most debugging problems are fixed easily; identifying the location of the problem is hard.   -- unknown  For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. -- Bill Bryson, author, from Notes from a Big Country Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.   -- Steve McConnell, software engineer and author, from Code Complete   It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.   -- Nathaniel S. Borenstein, computer scientist Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.   -- Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft Corporation  The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take. -- Roy Carlson, University of Wisconsin  There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.   -- Bjarne Stroustrup Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.   -- unknown  When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English.   -- unknown

I'm back!!!

Hi guys,
I'm back after a long time.
As early as i realized that i own a blog.
I know it's quite a long time,becoz i haven't updated from 2009 onwards,but now i promise you guys that i'll update this blog on regular basis.